Why you need to know the Bible (even if you’re an atheist)
(cross-posted from Forbes.com)
This week, millions of Americans will head to their houses of worship to celebrate Easter and Passover, the high Judeo-Christian holidays. When they arrive, they’ll hear familiar sermons and stories drawn from both the Old and New Testaments, Exodus and the Gospels. And when they leave, they’ll relegate those lessons to a small, dusty corner of their brain, where they’ll sit all but forgotten until this time next year. That’s the sad truth implied by recent studies of America’s religious literacy, anyway.
For all the talk of America as a nation founded upon Judeo-Christian values, one humbling fact remains: As a culture, we know startlingly little about the Bible. As Stephen Prothero points out in his book Religious Literacy, studies have shown that only half of U.S. adults know one of the four Gospels by name. More than half are unable to identify Genesis as the first book of the Bible, and 60% can’t name five of the Ten Commandments. Sadly, our collective slide into biblical illiteracy doesn’t seem to be reversing itself among the younger set–according to Prothero, 50% of high school seniors think Sodom and Gomorrah were a married couple.
Until my sophomore year in college, when I left Brown University and spent a semester experiencing far-right Christianity as an undercover student at Liberty, Jerry Falwell’s “Bible Boot Camp” for young evangelicals, I, too, was guilty of massive Bible ignorance. I grew up in a liberal college town with a reputation as a godless enclave, and I was educated in schools where I was never taught even the most basic facts about the Bible, its historical importance or the various faith communities who consider it holy writ. I had acted in a school musical about the Garden of Eden, so I knew the basic plotline of Genesis (Adam names the animals, Eve bites an apple, and we all break into jazz squares, or something like that). But as far as actual Bible knowledge? I didn’t know Job from Jehoshaphat.
When I began taking classes at Liberty, of course, I had a lot of catching up to do. My classmates, for the most part, were lifelong Sunday school students, and exam questions that were mind-bendingly hard for me–like, “According to Galatians 5:22-23, what are the fruits of the spirit?”–were second nature for them. Over the course of the semester, I stuffed mountains of knowledge into my head, both about the Bible itself and about the interpretations and factions that have accompanied it through the years. I found out what Jesus said in the Parable of the Sower, and what the Council of Trent decided about the nature of God’s grace. I learned that Goliath was uncircumcised, that Stephen was the first Christian martyr and that it’s never a good idea to sell out a friend, even if 30 shekels are on the line.
By getting a solid foundation in the Bible in my Liberty classes, I gained access to an incredible amount of cultural capital. Suddenly, hidden metaphors in classic works of literature leapt out at me from the page, and I caught the subtle scriptural references embedded in political stump speeches. Thanks to Liberty’s required course in creationist biology, I came to know Genesis like the back of my hand, and was finally able to understand the ideological controversy driving one of our nation’s most heated debates.
Religious illiteracy has caused problems for well-meaning secularists for years, especially where the media is involved. Consider the International Herald Tribune article on the funeral of Pope John Paul II that described the symbolic “crow’s ear” tucked under the pontiff’s arm (the staff-like implement is actually a “crozier”), or the BBC producer who wrote in an on-screen caption that a group of “Karma Light” nuns were mourning the pope’s death (the more traditional spelling is “Carmelite”).
In fact, the most prominent Bible snafu in recent memory can be found in a 2006 magazine article about my former school. While reporting on Liberty University’s top-ranked debate team, a reporter from Newsweek quoted the Rev. Jerry Falwell, Liberty’s late founder, as having said, “We are training debaters who can perform assault ministry.” What Rev. Falwell had actually said–”a salt ministry,” a reference to a passage in the Gospel of Matthew in which Jesus says “ye are the salt of the earth”–was both much more orthodox and much less controversial than a call for widespread Christian thuggery.
Outside the classroom and the newsroom, biblical literacy is also important in our personal lives. For better or worse, America is a nation with a deeply entrenched religious divide, and knowing the language of the Bible can help secular liberals reach across faith boundaries and build common ground with even the most conservative Christians. President Obama used his familiarity with biblical rhetoric to great effect during last year’s election season and continues to do so when addressing religious groups today. Being aware of the theological architecture of Christian faith helps us understand the lives of deeply religious family members, co-workers and neighbors, not to mention that guy who holds up “John 3:16″ signs at NFL games.
The Bible is, quite simply, the most influential book in history. It’s the all-time best seller, the book whose pages have inspired wars and toppled regimes, whose words have given hope and comfort to billions of believers. And knowing almost nothing about it–as I did before my semester “abroad” at a Christian college–greatly hinders a person’s ability to participate knowledgeably in our country’s most important cultural discussions. Atheist or believer, Jewish or Christian, I hope–and pray–that this holiday season will inspire us all to learn a little more about the book in whose shadow we all live.


I’ve found the “Blogging the Bible” series a very entertaining way to get to know the Old Testament up close and personal, it’s at: http://www.slate.com/id/2141050/
To be honest, even Richard Dawkins in the God Delusion said that it is a shame that no one reads the KJV of the Bible, at least from an English Literature perspective.
It has also been the experience of quite a few atheists, myself included, that we tend to know more about the Bible than the average christian we meet.
— Santiago
April 10, 2009, 8:28 am
Good insight man. Well written!
PS. Thanks for the cheesy! I got you next time…
— The Unlikely Liberal
April 11, 2009, 11:26 pm
Excellent article. I just finished your book today, read it all in one sitting. I laughed so much at the similarities between LU and Pensacola where I went. Yes, you really can get demerits (like the LU reprimands) for “optical intercourse.” Had it happen to one of my roomies. We had floor leaders (RA) and prayer leaders, floor meetings, chapel and church. Of course, things at PCC were much more… mellow.
I think in reading your book, I found myself agreeing with you in so many ways. Especially with the idea that Christian college administrators have that if the students are exposed to ideas contrary to their belief system, they will suddenly loose all their faith.
Much as I feel knowledge of the Bible is important to non-Christians; knowledge of the complete ideas of secular philosophers and so forth are important to Christians. I doubt that more than a handful of fundamentalists know more about Nietzsche than “God is dead.” Too many Christians live in the ideological bubble, too scared to peek beyond it to really learn what the rest of the world believes. It is this isolation that is damaging the church.
— Lowrianne
April 12, 2009, 8:17 pm
Good article.
Pensacola? Brutal . . . Admittedly, though, I have scoured the “Student Voice.” Are you familiar with it?
— Liberty Freelance
April 16, 2009, 8:30 pm
Yes I am familiar with it. Posting on that site as a Pensacola grad will get you kicked off the Alumni list on the PCC website. Petty if you ask me. I don’t post often, but when I do, it is under LibrarianBeth.
I think my first post was this: “When I applied to grad school at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign, I was only accepted on probationary status because of the PCC non-accediated status. I was told that my GRE score (quite high) and my letter of recommendation (glowing) and my work in the field stood me in good standing for probationary status, otherwise I would have been turned down.
Of course, I got the letter from PCC saying how happy they were to help.”
— Lowrianne
April 18, 2009, 8:47 am
I haven’t read the updated message board. But I have read the essays of the original “Student Voice.”
— Liberty Freelance
April 18, 2009, 12:08 pm
For a more complete and more relevent understanding of the bible it is very important to understand its history, including source theory, the Nag Hammadi scrolls and the political context at the time the various books of the orthodox/catholic canon were written. The bible taken at face-value is an incomplete and incoherent work.
— marilyn
April 22, 2009, 5:21 pm
Marilyn, it’s not that hard to read. You can take much of the Bible at face-value. The problem is when people try to read something else into it.
— anair
April 23, 2009, 12:26 am
The original John 3:16 guy (complete with rainbow afro wig) was the subject of a fascinating short documentary I saw at Sundance many years ago.
Wikipedia reveals the title to be “Rainbow Man/John 3:16″
— Taylor
July 27, 2009, 1:31 pm
i believe in Bat-man, super-man, popeye and Jesus and Flinstones.
Jesus is as real as Harry Potter, Star Trek and Star Wars.
— Charles Darwin
March 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
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